Sunday, 6 June 2010

Pink handfish: badasses of the undersea kingdom

Soon it shall happen. Marine life shall rise up against us, its human oppressors and horrible, horrible BP polluters. It is only a matter of time that life as we know it shall change irrevocably, horrifyingly, eternally. It is inevitable, now that we know there are FISH WITH HANDS.


You don't believe me? Check this s&%^ out:


"You ever been bitchslapped by a FISH before, wise guy?"
That's what he is saying.


On the other hand, all I could choke out of my meager human vocal chords upon first viewing this picture was a resounding moan of terror. Look at this little undersea brawler, just bruising through the ocean, looking for the crazy mofos who got oil all up in its home. (Disclosure: actually it lives in Australia OF COURSE, but still, he is mad, and somebody's gonna pay.)

The funny thing about this little monster--er, wonder of nature--is that it is known simply as a pink handfish. The name totally sounds like something my seven-year-old niece would come up with.* You can read more about it here, you know, if you're into that sort of thing.

*Who, um, doesn't actually exist yet, but I'm sure someday will. Journalistic integrity!!!!

11 comments:

雅婷 said...

我們不是因為快樂而歌唱,而是唱歌使我們快樂........................................

huntb said...

Use a book as a bee does flowers. ............................................................

冠慧 said...

失去金錢的人,失去很多;失去朋友的人,失去更多;失去信心的人,失去所有。..................................................................

柯凡豐 said...

you look great today..................................................

哲維維 said...

欣賞是一種美德~回應是最大的支持^^.................................................................

江婷 said...

河水永遠是相同的,可是每一剎那又都是新的。.................................................................

婉婷 said...

一個人的價值,應該看他貢獻了什麼,而不是他取得了什麼....................................................................

LeatriceNay婉勇 said...

成熟,就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。.................................................................

星美星美 said...

如果成為一支火柴,也要點亮一個短暫的宇宙;如果是一隻烏鴉,也要叫疼閉塞的耳膜。.................................................................

吳婷婷 said...

教育的目的,不在應該思考什麼,而是教吾人怎樣思考............................................................

chen said...

快樂與滿足的秘訣,就在全心全意投注於現在的每一分,每一秒上..................................................