You don't believe me? Check this s&%^ out:
"You ever been bitchslapped by a FISH before, wise guy?"
That's what he is saying.
On the other hand, all I could choke out of my meager human vocal chords upon first viewing this picture was a resounding moan of terror. Look at this little undersea brawler, just bruising through the ocean, looking for the crazy mofos who got oil all up in its home. (Disclosure: actually it lives in Australia OF COURSE, but still, he is mad, and somebody's gonna pay.)
The funny thing about this little monster--er, wonder of nature--is that it is known simply as a pink handfish. The name totally sounds like something my seven-year-old niece would come up with.* You can read more about it here, you know, if you're into that sort of thing.
*Who, um, doesn't actually exist yet, but I'm sure someday will. Journalistic integrity!!!!
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我們不是因為快樂而歌唱，而是唱歌使我們快樂........................................
Use a book as a bee does flowers. ............................................................
失去金錢的人，失去很多；失去朋友的人，失去更多；失去信心的人，失去所有。..................................................................
you look great today..................................................
欣賞是一種美德~回應是最大的支持^^.................................................................
河水永遠是相同的，可是每一剎那又都是新的。.................................................................
一個人的價值，應該看他貢獻了什麼，而不是他取得了什麼....................................................................
成熟，就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。.................................................................
如果成為一支火柴，也要點亮一個短暫的宇宙；如果是一隻烏鴉，也要叫疼閉塞的耳膜。.................................................................
教育的目的，不在應該思考什麼，而是教吾人怎樣思考............................................................
快樂與滿足的秘訣，就在全心全意投注於現在的每一分，每一秒上..................................................
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