I am going to miss the X show this Saturday in Minneapolis because of family unity/my parents' desire to watch me mope and not eat anything because there is never anything vegetarian at my family holidays. But whatever, at least I now have a topical excuse to post pictures of that GIANT RABBIT FROM GERMANY. He could hug you! He could crush you!! He could pull you around on a skateboard!
Also, his owner is adorable.
Contrary to what many people think, this is not an urban legend AT ALL. This rabbit is real, REAL TALK. Read more about him here.